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 12:29 | 29/Jul/2008
Old Age
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he re... more...
 17:32 | 23/Jul/2008
Socialism vs. Capitalism...Nice Example!...
Socialism vs. CapitalismDonald Trump's daughter, Ivanka, was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals she was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs -- what her dad dismissed as "redistribution of wealth." She was... more...
 14:17 | 22/Jul/2008
Difficult Judgement
In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to a Temple. The Temple & its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning... more...
 18:37 | 18/Jul/2008
Difference between Belief and having Fai...
Difference between Belief and having Faith.There was a tightrope walker, who was so good that he could walk between two twenty stories building on a tight rope with a balancing pole. Thousands of people would watch him perform his breathtaking feat. After he walked across the building he would have his assistant sit on his shoulder and he would pro... more...
 14:49 | 16/Jul/2008
Nice Logic - It May work !!
Nice Logic - It May work !! A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast.  When he goes to the Kirana store he pays Rs. 12 a dozen.  Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he normally buys two dozens at a time. One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to Rs. 16. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are Rs. 22 a dozen. When ask... more...
 21:46 | 6/Jun/2008
In Line for Revenge
This young lad is walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the young fella and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Ma... more...
 16:01 | 30/May/2008
Letter from Mr. Malya
Hi, I am Vijay Malya. My team has lost IPL. I had invested Rs. 434 cr but now I am doomed. I don't know you but U can help me overcome my loss. I request all to drink Kingfisher beer instead of tea or coffee while on work. This will not only help me overcome my loss but also increase your creativity and hence productivity. If U have heart please fo... more...
 19:38 | 27/May/2008
HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY
Once a general manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over India, about their values of life. He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return, they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well. He would hold a competition in the next year's seminar and tha... more...
 13:12 | 21/May/2008
Live A Life That Matters
Live A Life That MattersReady or not, some day it will all come to an end. There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days.All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten, will pass to someone else. Your wealth, fame and temporal power will shrivel to irrelevance. It will not matter what you owned or what you were owed. Your ... more...
 11:11 | 16/May/2008
Baked Beans
Baked BeansOne day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.On ... more...
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 vijayaram reddy | 12:11 | 16/Jul/2008
Friends: (668)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Music, Poetry, ma...
నువ్వĺ...
నువ్వĺ 3;నా ! ఎలా వున్నĹ 4;వ్ ? నన్ను తలుచుĵ 3;ోటాని 093;ి కూడా వీలు కాన...  more...
 RAGHUPAT | 01:02 | 29/Jul/2008
Friends: (112)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: "I dare to dream"...
THE STRENGTH OF A MAN
THE STRENGTH OF A MAN  The strength of a man isn't in how many women he's loved. It's in whether he can be true to the ONE woman he's trying to love.The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.It's seen in the width of his arms that encircle and protect you.The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.It is in the ge...  more...
 Seena Vincent | 08:11 | 24/Jul/2008
Friends: (993)  | Interests: Internet Money
Win prizes at online contests and sweeps...
Win prizes at online contests and sweepstakesA lot of contests and sweepstakes are running on internet. You canparticipate free of cost in those games and win fabulous prizes andcash.Win prizes at online contests and sweepstakes: Win prizes in online contests and sweepstakesWe introduce you the online contests and sweepstakes running everytime. You...  more...
 sheik maideen | 11:15 | 29/Jul/2008
Friends: (99)  | City: Chennai  | Interests: Music, photography
PEACE
Your future is Ur Destiny Your destiny is Ur Ambition, Your ambition is Ur Aspiration , Your aspiration is Ur Motivation , Your motivation is Ur Belief , Your belief is Ur Peace  more...
 Vibhuti | 12:01 | 28/Jul/2008
Friends: (464)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: Living life fulle...
Pray for Peace
Dear friends,Nothing happen to me or to anyone in my family in recent boom blast in Ahmedabad then why we are shocked, why there is pain, why we are not feeling the happiness that we are saved? It’s not only me or my family’s feeling but somewhat all here is having the same emotions. I thank God that people have kept the communal harmony in this ha...  more...
 narendra shah | 23:13 | 28/Jul/2008
Friends: (459)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: music-classical,r...
PRAYER AND CALMNESS
This is about us.  India is under attack, we must stick together and pray and have calmness.The serial blasts in Bangalore and in Ahmedabad over the weekend appear to have been well-orchestrated, to claim innocent lives and unleash panic.It is not everyday that a country faces such a situation. Now that we have been visited be terror, the response ...  more...
 Shyama Menon | 13:12 | 28/Apr/2008
Friends: (608)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Finding the real ...
Sree-Bhajji and a few reactions...
The mallus today are a confused lot! The men in particular are perplexed, dumbfounded even to see their poster boy of aggression, Sreesanth, weep like a baby on the IPL ground. I suspect some of them feel exposed ...a little emasculated collectively, maybe. Now don’t kill me guys I’m nothing but an observer! :D Is this the real macho mallu? A sobbi...  more...
 Lissome Lady | 13:06 | 26/Jul/2008
Friends: (286)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Life, people, lit...
THE VIRTUAL WORLD OF CHAT – PART I
 ‘Second Life’  is a parallel  virtual world  created on the web where, as expressed in its title, people can have a second life – one in which they play God and choose for themselves identities and personas that have been hitherto only  dreamt of or achieved by  dint of hard labour or genetic happenstance. The lame can walk and the mute can sing. ...  more...
 Amit Mukherjee | 00:35 | 21/Jul/2007
Friends: (136)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: assertiveness, ca...
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Call or Send SMS to any phone anywhere in the world Free!Download Free ScreenSavers and Wallpapers!Win cash Rs.5,000. SMS BLUFF to 7333 (India Only) Free registration!Search Jobs, Post Resume Free!Get 10 Complimentary Downloads for your mobile Free!Send SMS to India @ 1 Cent / SMS! Packs Start $2 Only.How to Create Highly Profitable Blogs That Suck...  more...
 KANNAN KANNAN | 22:27 | 15/Dec/2007
Friends: (361)  | City: Coimbatore  | Interests: Life is beautiful...
NEW YEAR WISHES 2008
Hi dear bloggies... after a long stint, I am catching you with my new year wishes well in advance... pl read it and enjoy it and record your comments plz.. catch you later...  more...
 sunshine | 14:49 | 25/Jul/2008
Friends: (431)  | Interests: Time to roar and ...
Viagra for Diarrhea
Viagra for Diarrhea The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Crocin' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for headache.' The second pupil said: “Calmpose' 'Excellent. And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep.' Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra' '...  more...
 Reema | 20:24 | 22/Jul/2008
Friends: (62)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Blogging, reading...
D ! ! ! !
D - WORD !!! DIEDEATHDEADDEAFDANGER / DANGEROUSDEBT / DEBTORDEBRISDIRTYDIVORCEDOOMDOWNDEVILDEMONDRACULADRABDA MAGEDICTATORDREADFULDRIFTDRUGSDOPEDAGGERDUFFERDUMB / DUMBERDIFFERDIREDUMPDAMPDONKEYDOGDARKDUSKYDIVIDEDENTDAR TDISARMEDDIAHORREADISAPPOINTDIABETESDISEASEDISSECTDEART HDRASTICDROWNDRIFTDRINK (alchohol)DRUNKDROOLDEMISEDESPISEDESPITEDESIREDECAYDEL. ..  more...
 Pooja M | 22:04 | 29/Jan/2007
Friends: (38)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: socialising, maki...
jokes
1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking,   But a WISE man tells  her that she looks extremely   BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :     Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage -   Drink whenever you are HAPPY. 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vi...  more...
 Thohe Pou | 10:59 | 19/Jul/2008
Friends: (857)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Reading philosoph...
My Lost and Pains can be Your gains and ...
  Sometime my lost and pains can be other’s gain and happinessI have lost you but my lost and sadness can be your gain and happinessMy sleepless nights and pains can be your sound sleep and peaceful nights;Forgetting and erasing my love from your head forever and everBut losing and gaining is a part of life for me; I need to accept itI’ve disturbed...  more...
 dinesh pandey | 16:46 | 31/Dec/2007
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
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 rohit sanyal | 15:12 | 15/Jul/2008
Friends: (96)  | City: NOIDA  | Interests: music , singing, ...
Wo pehIi Mulakat………
Wo pehIi  Mulakat……… Kya Kahe is Mulakat Ko Kya Naam de , Kya Anjaam De,Bas Ye Pata Hai , Nazar Yu MiliApse se ….Dil me Baje Tarange…Naya Aihass , Naye Fiza, Naye Umang,Wo pehli   Mulakat …..  Pyaar ke Hote hai Anek NaamHum to ek he Pyaar Jante …..Wo Ho aap ..Aaap ke AnkhonSe Nikal Rahe wo Ajeeb se TasfirKuch Na Kah ke bhe kah  jate  Bahut Kuch…..W...  more...